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Heh, reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s characterisation of Death.
“Me? Kill people? Certainly not! People *get* killed, but that’s their business. I just take over from there. After all, it would be a pretty stupid world if people kept getting killed without dying.”
So really, Death is just a Bureaucrat with the most intense job ever!
The hours suck.
There’s no vacation time.
Gotta do a ton of unpaid overtime.
The customers are grumpy and unsatisfied.
And the boss is a huge stickler for the rules, I bet.
Firstly, I love the reactions. I really do.
Secondly, THIS. This is the reason why Death personified wouldn’t be all that terrifying to see. He’s just the cab driver for dead people. You don’t blame the hearse driver for somebody dying, and he just happens to carry souls instead of bodies.
so true the # 1 cause of death is the condition of life
Wut
Life, the most fatal sexually transmitted disease ever.
100% of people who live, die.
Hilarious!
Heh, reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s characterisation of Death.
“Me? Kill people? Certainly not! People *get* killed, but that’s their business. I just take over from there. After all, it would be a pretty stupid world if people kept getting killed without dying.”
… Or words to that effect
Ahhh yes, his competition.
Technically not a competition.
Life to Death: Okay I’m done with him. He’s all yours.
So technically Death is Life’s janitor
So really, Death is just a Bureaucrat with the most intense job ever!
The hours suck.
There’s no vacation time.
Gotta do a ton of unpaid overtime.
The customers are grumpy and unsatisfied.
And the boss is a huge stickler for the rules, I bet.
Let’s be honest, this ‘interview’ was just an excuse to draw Mary’s reaction faces, wasn’t it?
Hahaha that “wut” face
Firstly, I love the reactions. I really do.
Secondly, THIS. This is the reason why Death personified wouldn’t be all that terrifying to see. He’s just the cab driver for dead people. You don’t blame the hearse driver for somebody dying, and he just happens to carry souls instead of bodies.
Didn’t he kill Cthulhu? but maybe *it* wasn’t anybody?