Warning: session_start(): Cannot start session when headers already sent in /home/maryde6/public_html/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-simple-paypal-shopping-cart/wp_shopping_cart.php on line 12

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/maryde6/public_html/wp-includes/post-template.php on line 240

MaryDeath

A Web Comic about Life, Death, and Everything in Between.

Warning: Illegal string offset 'output_key' in /home/maryde6/public_html/wp-includes/nav-menu.php on line 601

Warning: Illegal string offset 'output_key' in /home/maryde6/public_html/wp-includes/nav-menu.php on line 601

Warning: Illegal string offset 'output_key' in /home/maryde6/public_html/wp-includes/nav-menu.php on line 601
  • About
  • Contact
  • Blog
Tumblr Facebook Twitter Email RSS
Your Fortune: Look to the color black today. There you will find happiness.
<<[ First <[ Prev Random Next ]> Last ]>>
September 2023
S M T W T F S
« Jan    
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930

Fortunes

by Mary Death on July 14, 2014 at 10:02 am
Chapter: Mary Death Comics
└ Tags: Chinese, die, fortune cookies, fortunes
Comments RSS

Discussion (8) ¬

  1. Redspeare
    July 14, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    Mors Certa – Hora incerta.

  2. Artdrake
    July 14, 2014, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    I’m almost a little surprised four wasn’t one of the lucky numbers for Death, considering the thing about how “four” and “death” are nearly homophonous in Chinese and very similar other East Asian languages. Was there significance behind the numbers you did use, or were they just random?

    • qka
      July 14, 2014, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      A local ambulance chasing lawyer advertises his number as 444-4444. I doubt he has many Asian clients.

  3. UrusVerra
    July 14, 2014, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Valar morghulis?

    • nikroy
      June 26, 2017, 8:23 am | # | Reply

      Valar Dohaeris!

  4. Leo
    July 14, 2014, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Two of the numbers were 9 and 11. Coincidence? I think NOT!

  5. Dave Dell
    July 16, 2014, 9:55 pm | # | Reply

    “Doctor says it kill me but he won’t say when.”

  6. Sanguine
    September 30, 2014, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    In bed!

Comment ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

©2013-2019 Matthew Tarpley | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑